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GLOBAL WARMING… Penguins flight for survival!
Scientists have confirmed that the melting polar ice caps means the world’s penguin population is under threat of extinction.
A research project is underway to teach penguins how to fly.
Scientist working on the project believe that by learning to fly, penguins may have a slim chance of surviving the ravishes of Global Warming.
Reliable sources have divulged to our reporters penguins in the research group are being fed a strict diet of flying fish, to assist in genetically modify their wing biomechanics and in order that they will develop the capacity to fly.
Sources also confirm that no performance enhancing substances are being used in the program.
Rumours of the penguin project started after a number of sightings of birds resembling penguins were reported along the southern Australian coastlines
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